How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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