She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I lost the right to judge tonight
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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