...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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