is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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