We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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