We're facebook friends in real life
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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