turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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