Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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