I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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