I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Can Purell be used as lube?
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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