all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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