remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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