Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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