Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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