Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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