Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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