i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
