how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
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