Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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