Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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