My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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