I just pynch a tree in the face
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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