Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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