I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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