sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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