The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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