"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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