it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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