On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
the liver wants what the liver wants
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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