I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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