What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Everyone says I win the strip club
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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