i wish there were pregnant emoticons
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
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