I didn't shave. On purpose
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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