What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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