Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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