North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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