She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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