i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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