I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Randomize