But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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