U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Come see our sink grown plant.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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