Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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