She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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