Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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