drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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