i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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