girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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