im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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