I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
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