Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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