We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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