thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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