Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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