yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
The Olympian is in my bed
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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