If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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