Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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